5 Things Jesus Never Said

Have you ever wondered if the Lord leans over to the Father and laments, “I wish My Church would stop putting words in My mouth”?

“Few people have been misquoted as often as Jesus,” says Michael Hidalgo. It’s easy to say stuff and attribute it to people when they’re not around. Such a ploy helps lends credibility to the speaker, or enables them to manipulate the listener or even, at times, pass the buck.

“I didn’t say it, they did.”

No wonder the followers of Jesus love this strategy. It’s been shaping and honing the Church for generations.

At the end of this post I’d love it if you’d contribute to my list by adding one – or a few – of your own.

Here’s mine:

  1. God will never give you more than you can bear

  2. Why, of course He will. And He’ll do it for the very good reason that He’s after your trust. He wants you to fall under the weight of life so you’ll turn your eyes upward and cry, “Lord, I can’t but You can!”

    Lord, I believe (you are able)! Help my unbelief ( because this is so hard)!

    He thrives on being your Savior. Rescuing you never tires Him out. He loves being a Good Father to you and your responding to Him in faith. He gets a kick out of it.

  3. Pray this prayer and you’ll go to heaven

  4. Sorry. Not in there. The essence of saving faith is – as we just saw – ongoing faith and certain hope in Christ’s saving Love. When the New Testament addresses “faith” or “belief” (πιστεύω) in the context of being saved, it doesn’t quantify it as a thing but as a repetitive condition of the heart.

    Sometimes such faith looks like: “Lord, I’ve done it again. I’m such a screw up! Help me out of this…I turn to You!” Sometimes it’s little more than, “I’m sorry.” At times, “I can’t do this without You!” resonates as mustard-seed faith to Him.

    Yes, I know. Faith is in a Person, not an idea or spiritual mirage. The gravitational pull of Saving Faith is in Jesus the Christ, in His finished work and in His ongoing ministry of sustaining grace, sanctification and the perfecting of our weak faith.

    And yes, my own faith story began with a crisis of belief where I cried out for Him to save me – I may have even prayed the classic “sinner’s prayer”* – but my salvation from bondage to sin and self-godship to Christ and His Life is due to a participial love affair. His Love toward me is exceedingly more perfect than mine to Him, but He knows My heart. And He’s merciful and intimately close to screw-ups who turn to Him.

  5. God helps those who help themselves

  6. I think this ones on everybody’s list. You can find its origins in Aesop’s Fables, a variant in the Quran (13:11) and in a Benjamin Franklin attribution, but it’s not in scripture. So…moving on.

    Actually, God would say…

    Yikes, be careful here, Scotty-boy…

    God (might) say:

    I help those who come to the end of themselves.

    Boom.

  7. You need more faith to be healed

  8. Oh boy, have I – a paraplegic – heard this, almost as much as Romans 8:28 (which is true, but still) from various well-meaning saints in 33 years of disability.

    When the disciples were feeling convicted about a certain teaching, they responded with “We need more faith for this, Lord!” He didn’t say, “You’re right fellas.” Instead He told them, in essence, to act on what they knew and believed and they’d grow into this too. When it comes to healing, sometimes He healed based on the afflicted person’s (weak) faith, sometimes when He saw (hopeful) faith in others, and sometimes just ‘cuz.

    Who decides how much faith is enough? Not you, not me. So stop that nonsense and putting obligations on people when Jesus died and rose again to free us from all that!

    He heals…when He’s ready. And when He’s ready, I’ll be ready.

    Then, lastly,

    And I’ll probably lose some followers here, but it’s worth taking a shot.

    Okay, here goes.

    Jesus also never said – or implied:

  9. The Republican Party will solve all your nation’s ills

  10. Well, obviously He didn’t reference a political party that wouldn’t come into being for another eighteen or nineteen hundred years yet, but still.

    The hope of America is not a republican super-majority in Congress with a sitting president from the party of the elephant. I mean, I’d like those things because I’m a ‘steadfast conservative’ according to the recent Pew Research poll, but still.

    The hope of our nation is…are you ready to hear it? The hope for this country is for the Church inside her to be a true City on a Hill.

    What does that mean, you ask?

    The phrase is taken directly from the Sermon on the Mount in Matthew 5:14. At first blush it’s important to know the “you” is plural and suggests that a “city” of unified (not uniform) followers of Christ will be noticed in its cultural setting by living by the law of love and spiritual liberty – with each other, and those outside their faith as well.

    When the Church in America practices righteous justice (for the poor, defenseless and innocent) and self-giving love to all, the nation will be blessed.

    Okay, off my soap box.

I saw where Scot McKnight made his own list over at Patheos and ended with, “Jesus didn’t say, ‘You are my friends if you do what I didn’t say…'”

Nice.

Don’t forget: use the comment box below to add to this list of Things Jesus DIDN’T Say. Comment now, comment often…and you might end up with a free book at the end of the month! (See sidebar at bottom)

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*Classic sinner’s prayer:

Dear Jesus, I know I’m a sinner and am deserving of hell because of my sins. But I know you died and rose again to save me, so I’m asking You to forgive my sins, come into my heart and save me, and take me to heaven when I die.

The main point I make with this is that saving faith is a relationship built on ongoing trust and belief, not in a prayer uttered once upon a time, but in a Person you believe is your Hope and Stay.

Sunday’s Podcast: How to Handle Difficult People

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Are you at a loss because of a difficult person in your life?

Have they totally made your life miserable?

Listen for FIVE helpful strategies in today’s podcast…(18m,5s)

 

Ephesians 4:31-32
Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamor and slander be put away from you, along with all malice.

Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you.

The Process of Handling Difficult People with Grace Involves:

  1. Recognize the ….

  2. Give them Grace, but don’t give them ….

  3. Difficult people have a ….

  4. Do good to them in hopes of ….

  5. WARNING: In the process of handling difficult people, make sure ….

These Daughters of Zion

As many of my readers know – perhaps you, being one – my wife and I have one son – who went home to Jesus last December – and zero daughters.

“Mitchell, party of three!”

“Make that two!”

::Sigh::

And, as some of you also know, I wanted exactly four girls and a son when I entered into matrimonial bliss with Sandy. Alas, God gave us a boy, in quite a miraculous way, which, if you didn’t already know, can read about in a prior post. The way in which Graham came into our lives more than makes up for a quiver-full of daughters, believe you me.

But God –

Isn’t that always the way of things?

But God – who knows best, and who redeems, reshapes, revisits, restores, rekindles and regenerates – knew the longing in my heart from decades past. He doesn’t forget. He heard me ask my mom, when I lay broken and newly paralyzed long ago, if she would ‘settle’ for adopted granddaughters. He’s seen and felt the pang in my soul when I see dads out with daughters, wishing I knew what that was like.

Graham would’ve been a great big brother.

::Sigh::

But God.

Is good.

And that’s enough.

And because of a “but God” that means the story isn’t finished!

For the past three-plus years, I’ve been given a small flock of guys and gals – twentysomething’s – to whom I’ve been honored to be a father of sorts, mentoring, investing, loving, doting, caring and generally being proud of.

So when I received this* from the gals in our group – the finest concentration of young godly women I know – needless to say, the father in me went totally verklempt by the daughterly love from them.

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I carefully broke the fancy wax seal, unfolded the letter, and found a blessing they’d written for me.

It read:

Dear Pastor Scott,

(I instantly forgave them for the missing nomenclature ‘Pasture’)

We see in you: Leadership, Humility, and Mentor

(They already had me at the Oxford comma)

We all join together to say thank you from the bottom of our hearts. Thank you for being obedient to God’s will, and for stepping into the position of being our leader and teacher. Thank you for leading with such grace, mercy and humbleness. We all are so grateful to have a place to call home with the Millennials. We could not have asked for a better Mentor and studies of the word of God. You have taught us to be women after God’s heart, to realize that we are beautiful, but not because of our outward appearance, but because our Father is the Creator and He hand-crafted each of us into Hus image, and lastly, you have taught us not to settle. To not settle for men, because we have the only refuge we will ever need in God, to not settle for a mediocre life, because we serve a God of immeasurably more, and to not settle for what we know of God’s word, but to continually dig deeper and press into the promises of God that we know to be true. We are blessed to call you teacher and friend. We continually pray that God will use you in whatever way He pleases, to build His kingdom and that you will be an obedient follower!

In the presence of God and of Christ Jesus, who will judge the living and the dead, and in view of his appearing and his kingdom, I give you this charge: Preach the word; be prepared in season and out of season; correct, rebuke and encourage—with great patience and careful instruction. For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths. But you, keep your head in all situations, endure hardship, do the work of an evangelist, discharge all the duties of your ministry. 2 Timothy 4:1-5, NIV

Thank you, darling Daughters of Zion. I receive that – and it is my intention to live in the blessing you have spoken over me.

Thank you also – each one of you – for offering all us guys – so generously – a dazzling portrait of the breathtaking beauty of the resplendent Bride, who faithfully awaits her Bridegroom Lord.

Y’all are the bees knees!

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*each of the young men received beautifully crafted blessings from our gals also.