I fell out laughing at this…and that’s not a good thing when you are in a wheelchair! You can find this and other ginormously funny parodies and satires at tominthebox.blogspot.com

(Pastors, RUN, don’t walk, to buy this book!)

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Every Pastor Needs One!

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It’s every pastor’s nightmare; the town infidel dies and he is called upon to preach the funeral. Perhaps the man was the town drunk, a drug dealer or a notorious womanizer, but the pastor is expected to “say something nice.”

Now, the Reverend Al Sharpton reveals his secrets of how to preach anyone into heaven, no matter how they lived their life.

Sharpton teaches his methods using real life examples from his years in the ministry, during which time he has been called upon to preach numerous funerals.

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CHAPTERS INCLUDE:
The Town Drunk
-Joseph Stalin: Yes, You Can!
-Intolerance: The Only Unforgivable Sin

“The best book I’ve read since ‘Finding Jesus in Vishnu and the Krishna.’ A must-read!” – Bishop John Shelby Spong

“Super duper!” – Joel Olsteen

“Hey, I thought my picture was supposed to be on the front too!” – Jesse Jackson

$14.99

 

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