YOU ARE PARKED IN A SPACE CLEARLY DESIGNATED FOR DISABLED PERSONS.
 PLEASE CIRCLE THE STATEMENT WHICH BEST DESCRIBES YOUR HANDICAP:
(Blondes, you will need to use a pencil with eraser)

• I don’t read good.
• I suffer from terminal laziness.
• I have Attention Deficit Disorder. Huh?
• My inner child was bugging me for ice cream.
• My shoes are too expensive to walk in.
• Wheelchair symbol? I thought it was a rocking chair!
• My religion forbids acts of common courtesy.
• I ignore OTHER laws, why not this one?
• I am disabled… by a painfully swollen ego.